marlynnofmany:

serpents-fr:

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

wellwaterhysteria:

i’m sorry but like. sometimes i’m straight up not looking respectfully………..like at all…

iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

funnytwittertweets:

fruitviking:

Some internet language things I really like:

• Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)
  
  
• when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done
  
  
• More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?
  
  
• When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home
  
  
• How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how
  
  
• Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!

phluphfy:

dissociativedoe:

sending love out tonight to everyone who is progressively losing their abilities, whether that’s movement, ability to walk, eyesight, or hearing.

it’s hard to come to terms with the fact that you can’t do things that you used to be able to do. I’ll be honest, it feels like you’re losing control of your life. it can feel very isolating and hopeless. its scary and overwhelming, and it’s so hard to deal with.

you are not less than just because you can do less. im proud of you for still being here, and i wish you ease with adjusting to new ways of life. please take care of yourself, i love you.

gentle addition for the folks who are losing their mental capacity in any way, shape, or form. If you can’t think as clearly as you used to, if you don’t have the executive functioning you once had, if your memory is getting worse, if your sensory processing issues are increasing, if your episodes are becoming more frequent. Your life has inherent value and I hope I can help remind you of that.

miss-beloved:

miss-beloved:

miss-beloved:

hey idk who needed to hear this but. being able to push yourself to function through pain does not, in fact, make you able bodied

if you were able bodied you wouldn’t be in pain at all. btw.

to be clear it is normal to be sore/have some pain if you’re doing high stress stuff like long runs, exercising, heavy lifting, etc etc. but if you’re in pain because you Walked or Stood Up. that’s not how your body is supposed to work.

ratfuck:

me and my big stupid cock… 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

bi-spectral:

romanpaulov:

Six Pallas’s cat kittens born in Novosibirsk zoo from a cat named Mia

modogoblin:

theehorsepusssy:

its what he wouldve wanted

enigmasandepiphanies:

vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

mantorokk-writes:

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine